I will admit that I was upset that I didn't get that Wonderbra for Christmas (It involves a personal problem that I'm revealing here for the first time), but I never thought of burning anyone's home when Santa failed to come through. I thought of exposing my sexual proclivities to the world in order to bring shame upon my children ... but I never considered physical violence.
Police: Man Angry About Getting No Presents Burns Down Home
Steven Murray, 21, was charged with arson and risking a catastrophe in the blaze that broke out early Sunday. No one was injured.
"He was irritated that his family gave him no presents for Christmas," Lower Southampton police officer Peter Liese said. (link)
A little humor, folks.