A hokie, by the way, is ... well, I have no idea what a hokie is. But it refers here to a Virginia Tech fan.
The hokie walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The cashier looks at him and asks, “Single are you?” The Hokie replies, “How’d you guess?” She says, “Because you’re ugly.”Ouch. And how about a football joke?
What's the difference between an Orangeman and a hokie? A few trips to the end zone.Ouch again.
[W]e will be playing Tech next year at their home stadium in Blacksburg. For the avid [V]irginia fan, the pep band provides directions: south until olfactory stimulation, west until tactile stimulation. For all you hokies, that's "south til ya smell it, west till ya step in it!"Now we're getting a little mean.
Hokie fans, welcome to our stadium. We would like to remind you that re-entering the stadium is not allowed. Not to worry since we have indoor plumbing here at the University, and therefore restrooms in our very own stadium.OK. That's enough of that.