James Taranto - a witty quipster.
From his Best of the Web Today:
In the Beginning
"How did life, in its infinite complexity, come to be?" asks Newsweek in a subheadline. "A controversial new theory called 'intelligent design' asserts a supernatural agent was at work."
Apparently the Old Testament isn't on Lexis-Nexis, or Newsweek's fact-checkers would have realized this isn't actually a new theory. (link requires subscription)
He makes me laugh.