Never send a boy to do a man's job.When celebrating a birthday by having strippers spank the bare butt of the guest of honor, never send a 31 year-old truck driver. I guess.
From the Associated Press:
What a baby. He gets spanked by a trio of strippers, ends up with a few bruises on his buns, and has the strippers arrested in retaliation.
Strippers Arrested in Alleged Spanking
JACKSONVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- Three strippers and two nightclub managers have been arrested for allegedly spanking a trucker at his 31st birthday bash and severely bruising his backside.
After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and spanked with a 3-foot-long paddle and a belt while one of the strippers restrained his head with her legs, investigators with the Pulaski County Sheriff's Office said.
Kelly Eslick, 21, a stripper at Sensations nightclub in Jacksonville admitted to police that she used a paddle drilled with holes for less air resistance while the two other dancers, Lisa Nolen, 23, and Charlene Smith, 23, used the belt. (link)
The real crime is in their having charged Keith's friends only $25 when I know from personal experience that the going rate is nothing less than two hundred.