By God, we should have our first sighting of tourists in Southwest Virginia this weekend. Waldo Jaquith and his "stinky hiker friends" are coming to Damascus.
Congressman Boucher's plan is working. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Anyway, Waldo, you know the rules. "Take but a picture; leave but a footprint."
And if you and your hiker pals - when you come off the trail - would avoid peeing on my wife's rhododendrons this time, she'd appreciate it.