Towel troublesThe poor kid keeps getting kicked out of the gym. Because his towel is - according to the gestapo anyway - too small. I'd be a little ticked too.
A letter to the editor of Collegiate Times
As a senior here at Virginia Tech, I have worked out at McComas Hall for several years.
Earlier this semester I was asked to leave because the staff member at hand deemed my gym towel, which is understandably required, not large enough.
Up until this point I had used that very same towel, which measures 11" x 15," every time I had worked out since becoming a student. I thought this was ridiculous, especially when you take into account that a friend I was working out with also had a towel that was large enough for the both of us. We left enraged by the fact that two decent sized gym towels were somehow not enough.
The next time we worked out, we brought two towels of the same size, 21" x 37," and continued to work out with these towels until this Monday when we were again asked to leave because they were too small. Until then I was actually wondering if my towel was too big. (link)
A couple of suggestions:
1) Put all those workouts to good use and kick that staff member's butt.
2) Keep things in perspective. This problem of yours is a far cry from those Virginia Tech was dealing with back in April. Do yourself a huge favor and get a bigger towel. Live long and prosper.