Check out this pathetic attempt at composition that appears in today's paper:
After the Evangelical Lutheran Church voted to accept monogamous gays and lesbians as ministers, Charleston's St. Timothy Church protested that this change is contrary to scripture. But Leviticus says gays must be killed. Surely, nobody wants to follow that biblical command. Therefore, virtually the whole American society is contrary to scripture in this regard.Surely, therefore, ... what?
Is there an editor at the Gazette? If so, can he or she recognize incoherent - and laughingly puerile - writing before it's printed and exposed to the world?