Or a crowd of 2, if you don't count the 32 protesters.
And we have it all captured on video.
Here's the thing: For some reason, they no longer don the black robes complete with hood that they've been known to entertain us with in the past. Not sure why. Maybe they've lost their shock value. Or the group couldn't afford the rental fee.
If it's simply a matter of spectator boredom, though, may I make a suggestion? Next time they might consider going from this:
Depending on how "physically challenged" this bunch is, of course, I might even attend. With camera in hand. (Another suggestion: After perusing the bottom photo and reflecting on its lasting impact, ban all rotund, bald, elderly guys and fat chicks, please).
Could be a hoot.
Otherwise, I've a third suggestion. Get a job. This ain't workin'.
Photos (one doctored) courtesy of Collegiate Times and - appropriately - zombietime.com