Smoke pollution at restaurants ends todayTough. Yeah. Real tough. Casey doesn't like the smell you give off. So don't enter ever again any coffee shop that he chooses to waddle into. Or any that he'll never patronize at any point in his remaining lifetime. Or he'll have the law down on you. Hard.
By Dan Casey
Beginning today, the foul, choking and potentially deadly fumes from burning tobacco will be absent from the vast majority of Virginia bars and restaurants.
For the many diehards who light up over their morning cups of coffee at Waffle House over on Franklin Road or in Troutville or Northwest Roanoke, that may cause some early-day jitters.
And that's tough.
Someday we can only hope that a law is passed that keeps liberal assholes like Dan Casey out of close proximity to people who are not so hate-filled and who are not so monstrously hostile to their fellow Americans. Americans who do him no harm by wanting a cigarette with their morning coffee. And who simply wish to be left alone to themselves.
People like Dan Casey give off a smell too. One that I find particularly putrid. We should have a law.
Some day, Dan. Some day.
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It should be noted, I guess, that I don't smoke.