Progressives Are Like Jock Itch

Why do they exist?

My god, if there's a more perfect metaphor for the modern progressive movement, I've never seen it.

A world full of progressives, a world full of metaphors.

It reminds me of people who drive down here from Manhattan to extol the virtues of our precious boulders and weeds.  And then go back to the big city where they're perfectly - blissfully - satisfied with their creature comforts and concrete landscapes.

Progressives.  They're first on my list to go when the revolution begins.