Well, I Knew He'd Eventually Crash & Burn

But I thought it would be the weight of the evidence in the global warming debate, along with his predilection toward buffoonery, that would drive him into exile.

Not this:

Al Gore the Pervert.  Maybe he and Bill Clinton had more in common than we knew after all.

* I don't even want to know what's in that bag she's holding.

Image courtesy of The National Enquirer.