But I will divulge this bit of news: I'm scheduled for diversity training.
That's right. As part of the normal corporate exercise in good management, I'm to attend a course in which I learn how to be more considerate of the backgrounds and opinions of others. Or some such new age stuff.
In preparation I'm to read this:
Building a House for Diversity: A Fable About a Giraffe & an Elephant Offers New Strategies for Today's Workforce
If I show up one day here on From On High all touchy-feely and apologetic for wrongs committed long ago by people I'm not related to and never met, committed against people I'm not related to and never met, wrongs I had nothing to do with, wrongs about which I will have become extremely sorry, you'll understand. I will have been brainwashed to the dark side.
I've started the book, by the way. I've taken an immediate dislike to the annoying elephant.
Wish me luck.