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Thursday, September 08, 2011

Slow Column Day

The editorialist's worst nightmare: What do you do when you are committed to writing a regular newspaper column and have nothing to write about?

In the Roanoke Times's Dan Casey's case, you write about the hazards posed by a Roanoke River bicycle path that allows for two cyclists to potentially collide and about how a desperate situation required desp ...

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Oh, sorry.  I must have dozed off.

What were we talking about again?

Oh.  Yeah.  The imminent dangers posed by ... a ... bicycle ... p ...

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