I suppose it makes sense that a liberal columnist would expect conservatives to think the way he does. His kind have their messiah (and it's too late to return him for a refund), so we should want one too. Right?
Who will be the GOP messiah?
Hell, I'm looking for a slayer of dragons:
Let them have their messiah. I just want someone to get government out of my shorts.
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