Conservatives are racists.
Oh, they support a black candidate for president?
That's because they're racists.
That's right. The queen regnant of the intellectual elite in this country ...
... star of that towering Hollywood epic that will be enshrined in the pantheon of film classics for all time - "Wet Hot American Summer" ...
... Jeanine Garofolo says we're racists because we support a black candidate.