It don't get better than this:
A well-known “Occupy Wall Street” protester who was arrested last Friday for kneeling down in prayer and blocking traffic in lower Manhattan is wanted in Indiana for failing to appear in court in connection with criminal charges filed after cops found him naked, intoxicated, and covered in olive oil in a public park.
Naked, intoxicated, and covered in olive oil.
Pop the popcorn. Grab a beer. Grasp that remote. Kick back.
If only they could come up with some dancing girls ...