I've said it before. I'll say it again. Whoever the New York Post employs to dream up headlines to go along with featured stories he/she is a genius. Here's the best one I've seen in years (actually, since "Headless Body In Topless Bar," which also appeared in the Post, in 1982), appearing in today's paper:
Into the museum of classic headlines it goes.
* It even rivals this one from 1935: "Sticks Nix Hick Pix."