The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.The dangers of cooking a turkey. Homeland Security. My God.
"How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account. "Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this may happen."
The department linked to an ominous video highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
If there were ever a better reason than this to abolish the Department of Homeland Security (budget $56,941,507,000), I've not seen it:
Posted by Jerry Fuhrman at 5:59 AM