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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Say What?

If there were ever a better reason than this to abolish the Department of Homeland Security (budget $56,941,507,000), I've not seen it:
The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.

"How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account. "Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this may happen."

The department linked to an ominous video highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey.
The dangers of cooking a turkey.  Homeland Security.  My God.