Whew. For a moment, when I read this headline ...
Euro Finance Ministers Discuss Radical Ideas to Avert Global Crisis
... I thought that one of their "radical ideas" would be to declare war on each other and have the USA bring in the Marshall Plan II to save the day.
But, thank God, their proposals aren't that radical.
(Still, I wouldn't put it past our Spender-in-Chief to come riding to their rescue with mountains of increasingly worthless dollars at the end of the day.)