Paula admonished me a long time ago about bring up Michelle Obama's behind.
So I'll let Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner do it:
“She lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”
The size of her buttocks isn't the issue. The fact that this woman makes such an issue of everyone else's is what chaps my ... behind.
Imagine Lindsay Lohan lecturing us on the value of self-control.
Kim Kardashian on the joys of celibacy.
Bernie Madoff, fiduciary responsibilities.
Michelle Obama telling the rest of us we need to slim down?
May she read and understand Luke 4:23.