Now here's a suggestion that'll bring America's business back to prominence:
How businesses can embrace environmental, social and governance metrics.
While Chinese business embraces the maximization of profitability by meeting demand, production, and supply needs, and by exceeding its customers' expectations, we should embrace environmental, social, and "governance" (think regulation; see below) measures. The road to success, according to Crazy Al.
We're doomed. We're freaking doomed.