-- Rabid anti-gun Senator Dianne Feinstein, Democrat, Peoples Republic of California --
Weapons of war?
You must be mistaken. Its a backscratcher, babe.
This is my son-in-law, Lt. Col. Michael Kasprzyk, United States Marine Corps, holding his latest acquisition, a Thompson M1 SBR .45 caliber home protection device. (Uh, make that backscratcher.)
Thinking of breaking and entering? Colonel Kasprzyk now has thirty reasons to offer up for your consideration as to why that might not be a good idea. And that's assuming he doesn't present a thirty-first, where he beats you over the head with that bad boy after trying to get you to change your mind with thirty rounds of steaming hot lead and you hadn't gotten the message.
By the way, he's scheduled to be deployed again later this month. We wish him Godspeed. Without patriots like Lt. Colonel Michael Kasprzyk "manning the walls" in this hostile and dangerous world, we'd all be in harm's way.
Here's to you, man. You make us proud.
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For those of you who are interested in obtaining a Thompson (or two, one for each hand!) for your very own (and you have up to four months to wait for the thing), go here. Auto-Ordnance will fix you right up.
Note 1: I've already warned my neighbor that he will be hearing the countryside erupt one day when we take the Thompson to my shooting range and light it up. I just hope I don't wimp out and get set on my ass.
Note 2: I've applied for a 2nd mortgage to pay for the ammunition we'll be expending.
Note 3: To my daughter, a Christmas gift suggestion.
Note 4 to Dianne Feinstein: Lighten up, sweetheart. You know you want one.
Note 5: While I'm bitchslapping Ms. Feinstein, I might direct your attention to this - her biggest claim to fame: "The Assault Weapons Ban: How Silly Was It? (Part One)" Is she stupid? Or just ignorant. You decide.