This blurb about guns and ammo reminded me of a friend of long ago:
"On his way out, he said If I could get an empty magazine that’d be great.
"Handing him a topped off 17 rounder, I say: It’s my house, there are no empty magazines."
That friend had a sizeable gun cabinet. In it he kept lots of shotguns and rifles. Each fully loaded. And he had children running around the house. Children who were told repeatedly that the weapons were loaded and not to be touched.
Neat idea. Put him in charge. Not only will our health care issues be taken care of (as I predicted, Obama would have institute rationing if he's going to reduce costs), but the Social Security imbalance problem will be solved in no time. Sweet!
Of course all you old people will be dead and unable to celebrate. That's the downside.
But the rest of us will be thinking about you when we get together to party.
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People were spitting on the Wrong side
* Yeah, it's irreverent and impertinent. And in poor taste. And yeah, we normally save such nastiness for the likes of Sarah Palin. But, oh well ...