God knows there's no money in blogging. Maybe I should be a champion for the world's oppressed instead.
Because there's big money to be made.
Kennedy stands to make $40M in secret anti-oil deal
Shoot, pay me forty million dollars and I'll go down to Ecuador and pretend to shed tears over an oil spill too.
And I'll even change my surname to Kennedy if it will make all the do-gooders out there fork over even more cash.
Mama didn't raise no fool. I - and Bobby Kennedy's daughter - go where the money is.