First they came for the Communists ...
According to the CDC, breads and rolls account for about 7 percent of the salt that the average American eats in a day. Next on the list: cold cuts and cured meats; pizza; fresh and processed poultry; soups; fast-food hamburgers and sandwiches and cheese.
When your government is through with you, Kroger will have a leaf/twig department and a tree bark department.
Make no mistake, you'll live to an age at which you'll be crapping in your Depends and having the nurse's aide wiping the drool off your chin. But you'll be healthy.
It's permissible by law to see the joy in that.
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What annoys me mucho, is that these geniuses are likely to come along a couple years from now and tell us the exact opposite. My sainted father croaked from lung cancer at age 77. (Can't imagine why as he only smoked two packs a day for about 65 years. And yes, the "experts" were likely right for a change.) Anyway, the old boy drank about 20 cups of coffee a day and drenched his food with salt. He was moved from his quarters to the intensive care unit about 5 days before he died. No drooling, no Depends, no regrets and in otherwise good health. OTH, now we got our Nanny State and Beloved Fuhrer Obama-ayers to look after us and bring Der New Order to our lives. (Oh, and Jerry, that poor creature you described will vote Democrat, yes?) "Graze through Kroger", great advertisement for a super market, don'tcha think?
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