'In the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.'
- Abraham Lincoln -

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

It's Just a Matter of Time

First they came for the Communists ...

According to the CDC, breads and rolls account for about 7 percent of the salt that the average American eats in a day. Next on the list: cold cuts and cured meats; pizza; fresh and processed poultry; soups; fast-food hamburgers and sandwiches and cheese.

When your government is through with you, Kroger will have a leaf/twig department and a tree bark department.

Make no mistake, you'll live to an age at which you'll be crapping in your Depends and having the nurse's aide wiping the drool off your chin.  But you'll be healthy.

It's permissible by law to see the joy in that.