They ask. I answer.
Why are sea otters facing a growing threat from shark attack?
I hold no PhD in physics. Or in climatology. I haven't studied at any of the world's most prestigious colleges or universities. I have yet to have the UNIPCC accept one of my dissertations on the subject. But I'll speak (well, type) for those who have all those crown jewels in their résumés, and who have studied the subject - exhaustively - for decades.
It's global warming.
The learned pedagogues of higher academe have taught me well.
It's global warming. Whenever we don't know, it's global warming.
Right, fellas?
1 comments:
Glad to see you've finally come 'round to "settled science". Reverend Algore and pope Obama-ayers of the Church of Secular Utopia send their best, Jerry. I'll bet you're glad to learn our beloved King Putt has allotted even bigger bucks for Globaloney in next year's Plan for the Increased Waste of Taxpayer's Bucks formerly known as a budget.
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