Ya can't make these guys up.
Go to "Pfleger fires on toy guns in Easter baskets." And be amused.
“I am writing to express my concern and outrage that Kmart is selling Easter baskets, which are obviously for children, with toy guns in them.There you have it. The murder rampage in Chicago is the result of squirt guns being sold in Easter baskets!
“With the increasing gun violence in Chicago and across this country, I am amazed that you would choose to offer toy guns to our children to make them comfortable with playing with them. I am asking you to remove any baskets with toy guns in them from your store’s shelves immediately,”
For the love of God.
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* For the record, there are four - count 'em four - Kmart stores selling