Had it had one, America's ... premier ... center ... of ... higher ... learning wouldn't look so freaking inept.
You say you're a Native American? By God, a Native American you are!
If only the really smart people who run Harvard Law had set up a Racial Hygiene and Demographic Biology Research Unit like the Nazis did to determine a person's racial makeup.
Bizarre, isn't it? If only the Harvard Rassenhygienische und Bevolkerungsbiologische Forschungsstelle had blood-typed Elizabeth Warren all this embarrassment would never have occurred.
And don't think it won't lead to that. Racial identity is the order of the day in liberal circles. So it's very possible.
Laugh with me. They did this to themselves. May they wallow in the shame they've brought upon that once-great institution.