Here's a bit of news. The government of Turkey has acquired an archaeological artifact that will bring about the collapse of Christianity. So says the Muslim press in Iran. It's a discovery that is so earth-shattering that the Turkish military has been summoned to guard it, out of fear that its existence would prompt Christian thieves to try and steal it, to destroy it.
In other life-as-we-know-it-coming-to-an-end news of the day ...
For the love of God.