There are those out there who think Americans are overweight and require government intervention.
Rumor has it they are Democrats.
That is, the interventionists are Democrats.
But then ...
... so are a whole lot of the interventionees.
After all, the largest, most faithful Democrat constituency out there - black folks - celebrates ...
... Big Butts.
How about they decide what they want and get back to us.
* I have to admit, I've always loved that song. "I like big butts and I cannot lie ..."