Surely she could come up with a better excuse than this:
Reclusive singer Lauryn Hill said in an Internet posting Friday that she hasn't paid taxes since she withdrew from society to guarantee the safety and well-being of herself and her family.
She may have "withdrawn" from society but she obviously didn't stop the flow of cash coming in to her little hidey-hole.
For not paying taxes on that income - an estimated $1.5 million - Lauryn Hill is going up the river.
And her family will have to fight the demons all by themselves.
I thought Lindsay Lohan had the exclusive market rights to celebrity stupid.