... we'd have to invent them just for the entertainment value.
Here's one of the Democrats' shining stars, Sheila Jackson Lee, on a bill before Congress that would have made it illegal for Planned Parenthood to kill a child simply and only because that child was female (it's called sex-selective abortion). Enjoy the hyperbolic nonsense, if you can follow it:
“I think the next act will be dragging women out of patient rooms into the streets and screaming over their bodies as they get dragged out of getting access to women’s health care,” she said. “That’s what I feel like is occurring today with the legislation that is on the floor. Thomas, first of all, there is bipartisan and unilateral and unanimous support that we should not have agenda-based abortions for the sake of getting one gender over another. That’s a human, humane and humanitarian issue that none of us quarrel with.”
Feeling a little whiplash?
Nobody quarrels with legislation that she opposes. Or something.
This is better than watching Swedish bikini mud wrestling on Spike TV, in't it?