John Kerry, 0 For 3

First he made a blunder-fest of a presidential run ...

And we know how that worked out.

Then he decided he'd master the universe with cap-and-trade legislation.

Uh, nix that.

So now he's channeling John Foster Dulles:

See "Sen. John Kerry has the perfect audition piece for the secretary of state job he appears to covet — the long-stalled Law of the Sea treaty."

See "Law of the Sea treaty sinks in Senate."

Darn.  Kiss that one goodbye too.

Me?  At this point I'm wondering what it would take to get the war hero President Environment Czar Secretary of State hapless beaner to sign on as Barack Obama's campaign manager.

Mitt could use all the help he can get.