Yeah, it was schmaltzy. But most movies that had Patrick Swayze in them were. Still, I can sit down on a Sunday afternoon, popcorn in hand - extra salt, extra butter - and enjoy watching it. Over and over and ...
But what's this? They're going to remake the classic "Red Dawn," the movie that glorified Aerican bootstraps, unflagging American independence and American ingenuity?
But the Rooskies are gone. As are the Cuban commies.
This time around ...
North Korea Invades America in Dumbest Movie Ever
Kim Jon Un and his band of malnourished four-foot warriors successfully invade the U.S.?
I don't know. It just doesn't play the same. Gimme a badass Colonel Strelnikov any day.