This has nothing to do with windmills. Though they're still trying to decide whether they're good for the environment or the worst thing since Dasani water bottles were invented.
Nope. This one involves those plastic grocery bags that America's environmentalist nazis have gotten banned in liberal cities across this land because they prove to be an environmental nightmare.
Turns out, the alternative is an environmental nightmare too.
Someday these environmentalists are going to be recognized for the nightmares that they are and we'll ban them. Once and for all time.