Better yet, Ryan proved to us that his oratory skills - with a completely different style - outclass the likes of Barack Obama, the greatest orator since Pericles. Or not.
For those who missed the historic moment, here's Ryan's speech last night, in its entirety. Enjoy. Be proud:
His best line:
"It all started off with stirring speeches, Greek columns, the thrill of something new. Now all that’s left is a presidency adrift, surviving on slogans that already seem tired, grasping at the moment that has already passed, like a ship trying to sail on yesterday’s wind."