The most beseeching issue facing us as a people?
Will Joe Biden enter the fray? Will he champion the cause that has rallied hundreds of students-with-mush-for-brains to stand up to tyranny and injustice? Will his aid and comfort end the savagery and return life as we know it to something resembling normalcy? Will Virginia Tech be whole once again?
Biden is rolling into Blacksburg right about now.
Gather up your popcorn and a ringside seat. This should be a hoot.