'In the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.'
- Abraham Lincoln -

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I Have The Solution

This seems like a simple problem to solve:

A condemned Ohio inmate who weighs at least 480 pounds wants his upcoming execution delayed, saying his weight could lead to a “torturous and lingering death.”

He's condemned, so you know, because he murdered an innocent female hotel clerk who had done nothing to him.

The murderer is now too overweight to execute?  So get his weight down.  Cut off his arms and legs.  And then fry his ass.