He had more important things to do.
So many comedians. So little time.
But no, that would be an utterly fantastical America. In the real America, the president is too busy to attend the security briefing on the morning after a national debacle, but he does have time to do Letterman and appear on a hip-hop radio show hosted by 'The Pimp With A Limp.'Say it ain't so.
Meanwhile, in Pakistan, the local doctor who fingered bin Laden to the Americans sits in jail.
In other words, while America's clod vice president staggers around pimping limply that only Obama had the guts to take the toughest decision anyone's ever had to take, the poor schlub who actually did have the guts, who actually took the tough decision in a part of the world where taking tough decisions can get you killed, languishes in a cell because Washington would not lift a finger to help him.