From Joe Biden:
"I want to make this clear so there no misunderstanding anybody. I got a daughter, lost a daughter, got four granddaughters, and Barack has two daughters. We are absolutely — this is to our core — my daughter, and my granddaughters and Barack’s daughters are entitled to every single solitary operation! EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY OPERATION!"
Picture this guy standing in the center of the bar, babbling so incoherently. Time to maybe call a taxi for him?
Now, picture that same guy being handed the keys to all our nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles.
For he's but a heartbeat away ...