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Tuesday, May 08, 2012

When Science Becomes Parody

You global warming true believers deserve this:

Did dinosaurs die from a prolonged “pull my finger” period?

Too funny.

You're now the butt of jokes.  You realize that, right?

So, Does Obama Support Gay Marriage?

They say that the best argument against the theory of evolution is the camel.

It is also said that Barack Obama's opinion on the volatile issue of gay marriage is "evolving."

An evolution that has produced a mighty ugly camel.

Serves him right for screwing with Mother Nature.

Hey, Leave Elizabeth Warren Alone

If it would have gotten me a nice gig on the Harvard Law School faculty, I would have lied through my teeth  about my past too.  That's what resum├ęs are all about.

Let this be a lesson to you white males out there.  Make Affirmative Action work for you.  Be gay for a day.  Be black.  Like Obama.  Be - as Elizabeth Warren was able to pull it off - a Cherokee princess.  Do what ya gotta do to get around a system that is stacked - by law - against you.

You're on this Earth for a short time.  Make the most of it.

Fauxcahontas did.  And she's the Democrats' choice for United States Senator.

Sweet Justice

The Number One group pushing the recall election in Wisconsin - America's unions - are about to see an election match-up that will pit two candidates against one another, neither of which is a union supporter.

How sweet is this?

Labor’s second choice may face Walker

Don't let the headline fool you.  Anyone-But-Scott-Walker was labor's second choice.

It's first choice?

She's about to get her head handed to her - in a Democratic primary - by a man "who has drawn the ire of labor organizers in the past."

Do I hear a chorus of sobs coming out of that union hall?

Obama's Desperate

What do you do when you, as President, made all kinds of promises to make things better and, as it turns out, everything's worse?

You change the subject:

Obama Targets the Tea Party

Yeah, that might work, Barry.  It's all the Tea Party's fault!

You were all warned that this dude was not presidential material.

Four awful years later?  Case closed.

The U.N. Is Out Of Control

I don't remember much about The John Birch Society from my youth. Much beyond the billboards that sprouted across the countryside demanding ...

All those years ago and yet so contemporary.  Back then it was focused on The Commie Menace.  Today it could just as easily focus on anti-Western radicalism.

Why is there a United Nations again?

If the fact that the most broke nation on the planet - us - is expected to foot a quarter of the entire bill covering annual U.N. expenses isn't galling enough, there are the routine attacks on the U.S. for assorted crimes against the environment, against "world peace," against income equality, and on and on.

Most recently?

US should return stolen land to Indian tribes, says United Nations
Chris McGreal, The Guardian

A United Nations investigator probing discrimination against Native Americans has called on the US government to return some of the land stolen from Indian tribes as a step toward combatting continuing and systemic racial discrimination.

James Anaya, the UN special rapporteur on the rights of indigenous peoples, said no member of the US Congress would meet him as he investigated the part played by the government in the considerable difficulties faced by Indian tribes.

Anaya said that in nearly two weeks of visiting Indian reservations, indigenous communities in Alaska and Hawaii, and Native Americans now living in cities, he encountered people who suffered a history of dispossession of their lands and resources, the breakdown of their societies and "numerous instances of outright brutality, all grounded on racial discrimination". [link]
The fact that this joker could report (with a straight face?) that he had come upon anyone in 2012 who has been dispossessed of his or her land and/or resources - considering the fact that the last "Indian land seizures" took place around the time of Custer's Last Stand - speaks volumes about this U.N. representative's mindset. He goes out looking for names to attach to his predetermined narrative and ... voila!

If that weren't pathetic enough, now there's this:
As much of the world starves, a UN hunger expert investigates Canada
By Hillel Neuer, National Post

“There is no food and no clean water, nothing,” Mahmoud, a 12-year-old boy from Homs, Syria, told Reuters Thursday. “There is no shop open and we only have one meal a day. How can we live like that and survive?”

According to the World Food Program, half a million people don’t have enough to eat in Syria. Fears are growing that the regime is using hunger as a weapon.

This is the kind of emergency which should attract the attention of the UN Human Rights Council’s hunger monitor, who has the ability to spotlight situations and place them on the world agenda. Yet Olivier de Schutter of Belgium, the “Special Rapporteur on the right to food,” is not going to Syria.

Instead, the UN’s food monitor is coming to investigate Canada.

That’s right. Despite dire food emergencies around the globe, De Schutter will be devoting the scarce time and resources of the international community on an 11-day tour of Canada — a country that ranks at the bottom of global hunger concerns. [link]
The natural question one would be prompted to ask is: Why do we put up with this?

The answer to which can be only one response:

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For what's it's worth, the alternative - once the U.N. is sent packing - this, is totally acceptable:

Bush, Cheney Face Torture and War Crimes ‘Charges’ in Mock Trial.

Let them have their fun. I ain't paying for it and, if the participants all get dengue fever while they're playing their silly games - the "mock trial" being staged in the jungles of Malaysia - well, all the better.

Obama Warns France Not To Do An Obama

If it weren't for the fact that we have been impacted so harshly by this dope's brilliant approach to boosting the economy, the latest news coming out of the French elections would be hilarious:

Perfect Gaul: Obama Advises French Not To End Austerity Measures (???)

"President Obama's spokesman warned the new socialist president-elect of France not to implement his campaign agenda of ending austerity measures [i.e., by increasing government spending], indicating that such a reversal could damage the world economy."

This from the guy who has raised our national debt - through a massive increase in government spending - more than anyone in human history.

It's the kind of thing that makes heads explode.

Don't do what I'm doing!  Don't do what I'm doing!

How things have changed since the days of Hope n' Change.