"For the record, I do not endorse the slaughter and consumption of dogs. Cats, on the other hand ..."I received an email this morning from Paula. She seems to be put out with me for suggesting that I might ever kill her cats and eat them. She advised that she will be doing a daily headcount (a two hour process - don't ask) and if any turn up missing, I'm in big trouble.
Note to Paula: I love you. You know that. And I would never eat your cats. As for laboratory experiments, on the other hand ...
Just kidding. Just kidding.