You know how annoying it can be when someone never returns your call. You know what's even more annoying?
When someone sends me an email that reads, "Great idea. We should discuss. Call me."
I will tell you right now, I'll never call. I don't care who you are. I don't care how many years go by. I don't care if you're on life support and you need my liver. If your house is burning down and your litter of puppies is trapped inside.
My usual email response: "Your fingers are broken? You can't pick up a phone and dial?"
If you want to talk to me on the phone, don't send me a message to call you. CALL.
Sheesh.
