
The good-looking guy in the front row, far left is me. The others are all drunks and derelicts.

It was at this point that I'd prepared a list in my mind of which people I wanted to take down. A lengthy list, as it turned out.

Note the fella on the right. He got shot in the mouth with a red paintball. When asked what it tastes like, he replied: "like paint."
Great fun had by all. Came away with only four nasty bruises from paintball impacts.