I was standing at the communal printer in the office (must have been around 1995) with a young intern. Nice kid. A jokester. Lightened up otherwise dreary corporate environs. I forget his name but he looked at me and asked:
"Mr. Fuhrman, you know who you remind me of?"
I replied, "No. Who?"
"A 70's porn star."
The moustache was gone that weekend.