No Time For Sightseeing

So my son-in-law, Lt. Col. Michael Kasprzyk, USMC, is sent to Egypt on a mission I dare not get into for fear of a knock on my door.  (If Homeland Security is monitoring this weblog, I know nothing.)  And what does he do in this land where 100 million Muslims would love to see him dead?

He goes sightseeing, for God's sake.